Bonjour !
It was only a short drive to the South of France - in total 4 hours ..... would have been quicker had it not been for the mad Milano drivers, infact the worse driving we have seen yet ( even by Adys standards ! ). Unfortunately, rain has stopped play....yes its pouring down ...I can feel my tan leaving my body as I write this blog !!!!
The place we are staying is by the coast, just outside Nice, so I am hoping I do get some use out of the beach while I am here !!! We have had to change our travel plans ( due to our house move not going to plan ) and coming back to the UK a little earlier, so I am going to sign off the blog, while I relax until our journey home next Monday.
I hope you have enjoyed reading the blog as much as I have enjoyed writing it, see you all soon
Gill & Ady x
Wednesday 27 July 2011
Tuesday 26 July 2011
Out of Africa
Well we head into Milan for a spot of retail therapy, lady luck is definitely now on our side, as thanks to "Adyano" we have got a free room upgrade !
We have got to grips with the underground system and firstly head to the " Duomo " which is where there is a huge cathedral that has fantastic spires and architecture . After climbing 300 steps, its certainly worth the view across Milan at the top of the cathedral ( although was slightly out of breath ! )
Now we have the tourist bit out of the way, yes, its retail therapy time !
I'm in my element !!.... After 6 hours, our feet give in ( well "Adyano's" does ), and we head back to the hotel.
To be honest we have both hit a brick wall when it comes to Italian food. I don't think either of us can face another Pizza or Pasta dish...we are done !
So we need to find some alternative...
So we look to our trusty friend " trip advisor ", lucky for us, the number 1 rated restaurant ..... Is not Italian !!!!! ( I told you our luck had changed ! )...it is in fact African !!!
So we head to Africa ... and it was fantastic !!! So if you are ever in Milan I would totally recommend " Ristorante Warsa ". Now its no ordinary restaurant, so you just have to go with it. Firstly there are no menu's, they have one dish !!! But the food is wonderful. You get presented with a large gigantic flat bread with a type of spicy beef dish in the centre, on the outside are all sorts of accompaniments such as cous cous, chickpeas etc etc. The second difference is you get no cutlery - you eat with your hands using extra pieces of this soft flat bread. You sit on low seating and the ambience is great. Once you have finished with the beef, they then bring out a chicken dish for the centre of your flat bread. After the huge meal ( yes don't forget Adyano is still on his diet !!! ), Adyano said he felt like he could audition for the film " Run, Fat Boy, Run " !!!!! ( To be honest there was no running to be had, as we had both rolled out of the restaurant. ! ), more shopping is required tomorrow to burn of the calories !!!!
Well its good bye pasta and hello Frogs Legs for our next blog. Yes tomorrow we will be in the South of France. Our last and final "Ciao Ciao"
We have got to grips with the underground system and firstly head to the " Duomo " which is where there is a huge cathedral that has fantastic spires and architecture . After climbing 300 steps, its certainly worth the view across Milan at the top of the cathedral ( although was slightly out of breath ! )
Now we have the tourist bit out of the way, yes, its retail therapy time !
I'm in my element !!.... After 6 hours, our feet give in ( well "Adyano's" does ), and we head back to the hotel.
To be honest we have both hit a brick wall when it comes to Italian food. I don't think either of us can face another Pizza or Pasta dish...we are done !
So we need to find some alternative...
So we look to our trusty friend " trip advisor ", lucky for us, the number 1 rated restaurant ..... Is not Italian !!!!! ( I told you our luck had changed ! )...it is in fact African !!!
So we head to Africa ... and it was fantastic !!! So if you are ever in Milan I would totally recommend " Ristorante Warsa ". Now its no ordinary restaurant, so you just have to go with it. Firstly there are no menu's, they have one dish !!! But the food is wonderful. You get presented with a large gigantic flat bread with a type of spicy beef dish in the centre, on the outside are all sorts of accompaniments such as cous cous, chickpeas etc etc. The second difference is you get no cutlery - you eat with your hands using extra pieces of this soft flat bread. You sit on low seating and the ambience is great. Once you have finished with the beef, they then bring out a chicken dish for the centre of your flat bread. After the huge meal ( yes don't forget Adyano is still on his diet !!! ), Adyano said he felt like he could audition for the film " Run, Fat Boy, Run " !!!!! ( To be honest there was no running to be had, as we had both rolled out of the restaurant. ! ), more shopping is required tomorrow to burn of the calories !!!!
Well its good bye pasta and hello Frogs Legs for our next blog. Yes tomorrow we will be in the South of France. Our last and final "Ciao Ciao"
Monday 25 July 2011
Perfect Day
Despite being unable to sleep due to the church chimes at 7am; there is pleasant start to the day, when the smell of freshly baked croissants is wafting through the air and the sun is flickering off the calm waters of Lake Como.. A perfect start to a perfect day.
Today we are going to explore Lake Como, there is a ferry boat a short walk from our hotel, so an ideal way to get around. Its a lazy day today, and time to slow the pace somewhat from the mad sight seeing of the last week. In fact in this place, you can't help but slow down, it is instantly relaxing and the scenery all around breath taking.
We sit and have a cappuccino by the Ferry and watch the chaos of Italian organisation ! It is quite amusing.
We visited various places along the lake, all little villages, with small cobbled streets and all very charming.
From all the places we visited our favourite place was Bellagio which was very beautiful. You can visit Villa's that are open to the public that have fantastic gardens, or mountain walking, but we were just happy taking in the views.
The sun has been shining all day, the boat trips were great and just enjoyed exploring at a leisurely pace.... A perfect day of rest.
Tomorrow the heat is turned up a notch as we head to Milan.... ( for a little shopping trip !! )
Today we are going to explore Lake Como, there is a ferry boat a short walk from our hotel, so an ideal way to get around. Its a lazy day today, and time to slow the pace somewhat from the mad sight seeing of the last week. In fact in this place, you can't help but slow down, it is instantly relaxing and the scenery all around breath taking.
We sit and have a cappuccino by the Ferry and watch the chaos of Italian organisation ! It is quite amusing.
We visited various places along the lake, all little villages, with small cobbled streets and all very charming.
From all the places we visited our favourite place was Bellagio which was very beautiful. You can visit Villa's that are open to the public that have fantastic gardens, or mountain walking, but we were just happy taking in the views.
The sun has been shining all day, the boat trips were great and just enjoyed exploring at a leisurely pace.... A perfect day of rest.
Tomorrow the heat is turned up a notch as we head to Milan.... ( for a little shopping trip !! )
Sunday 24 July 2011
Room with a View
Well Lake Como has not worked quite as planned !! ... What a surprise for the Jinx travellers !!!!
We arrived at our hotel to find it looked like a building site ( well next door did ). The room we were given could have been used as a site office it was that close to drills and hammers... I was only short of a hard hat and I could have got to work !! .. In fact I was thinking of making a profit on "Adyano's " plastering skills !!!
..... Needless to say we did a sharp exit !!!
So now homeless, and to top it off, it started to absolutely pour down and thunder.
We finally headed to another hotel ( in fact it was the only hotel with availability, so wasn't holding out much hope ! )
Well the hotel is nice, its not the Ritz, however, the setting is beautiful and the hotel is full of character - it dates back to the 14th century. We have a balcony over looking the lake in one of the prettiest areas, the view is to die for ( see below pictures from our balcony ).
There is a pool and gardens leading up to the waters edge. It's in a small quaint village in Varenna. It really is very tranquil. It has small cobbled streets, bars on the lake front, and small restaurants dotted throughout the village, it is centred by a "piazza" where we are staying with a beautiful church....what a gorgeous place, and belongs on an Italian postcard.
We have just enjoyed a nice chianti ( well maybe more than one ! ) on the waters edge, the rain may coming down, but it has not dampened our spirits !!! We have also found an amazing restaurant with a chef called Mario. There are only 5 tables, but the food is fantastic...... Mario, has promised the best pasta ever if I turn up tomorrow !!!
.... Now we could have gone to more bars, however, where did we end up ????? ....
In Church ( Rach, I know you probably can't believe it ! ).. There was the most fantastic music coming from the local church, so we joined the locals in listening to the band. I do feel like a fully fledged local and have joined their community spirit !! ... I love this place, its not touristy, or trying to being something its not, its natural and true Italian... And that's what we have been looking for ...
Everything must happen for a reason ! Ciao Ciao
We arrived at our hotel to find it looked like a building site ( well next door did ). The room we were given could have been used as a site office it was that close to drills and hammers... I was only short of a hard hat and I could have got to work !! .. In fact I was thinking of making a profit on "Adyano's " plastering skills !!!
..... Needless to say we did a sharp exit !!!
So now homeless, and to top it off, it started to absolutely pour down and thunder.
We finally headed to another hotel ( in fact it was the only hotel with availability, so wasn't holding out much hope ! )
Well the hotel is nice, its not the Ritz, however, the setting is beautiful and the hotel is full of character - it dates back to the 14th century. We have a balcony over looking the lake in one of the prettiest areas, the view is to die for ( see below pictures from our balcony ).
There is a pool and gardens leading up to the waters edge. It's in a small quaint village in Varenna. It really is very tranquil. It has small cobbled streets, bars on the lake front, and small restaurants dotted throughout the village, it is centred by a "piazza" where we are staying with a beautiful church....what a gorgeous place, and belongs on an Italian postcard.
We have just enjoyed a nice chianti ( well maybe more than one ! ) on the waters edge, the rain may coming down, but it has not dampened our spirits !!! We have also found an amazing restaurant with a chef called Mario. There are only 5 tables, but the food is fantastic...... Mario, has promised the best pasta ever if I turn up tomorrow !!!
.... Now we could have gone to more bars, however, where did we end up ????? ....
In Church ( Rach, I know you probably can't believe it ! ).. There was the most fantastic music coming from the local church, so we joined the locals in listening to the band. I do feel like a fully fledged local and have joined their community spirit !! ... I love this place, its not touristy, or trying to being something its not, its natural and true Italian... And that's what we have been looking for ...
Everything must happen for a reason ! Ciao Ciao
Friday 22 July 2011
Go to the matresses
.... Well the jinx continued into the evening. The great restaurant that was recommended by the Australian couple, was closed on a Thursday !! So after walking 1\4 mile there and 1\4 mile back to the hotel to find an alternative, we were starving. .... Now I think I have got to the bottom of our bad luck ... It's " Adyano's " fault. As when we were in the Vatican he stood on the Popes grass when taking a photo, and apparently the Pope likes his grass. ( Although the grass looked more like clover, so perhaps he needs a new gardener ), so maybe that's causing our run of bad luck. The gentleman on the desk at our hotel suggested the only other restaurant in walking distance was a Fish place, and said it was very good. On arrival at the restaurant, early signs were positive, however, we were the only tourists in the place. Although, a place frequented by locals is usually a good indication of good food. We were positioned in a corner, flanked on all sides by rather large Italian families, one of which suspiciously looked quite influential and was headed by an old guy. Now, I have never seen the film " The God Father ", but suddenly felt like I had a bit part in this film. Our very friendly waiter kept bring food that people had ordered to show us the quality. Our first course or " appetiser " arrived. It was excellent. I told the very friendly waiter the food was very good. Immediately he approached the " God Father " to tell him I approved of the food. Now I don't know much Italian, but you just instinctively know when you are getting talked about. " The God Father " looked over in approval. The " primo " course then arrived - we had adventurously ordered spider crab pasta - thankfully the pasta wasn't alive and was very tasty. The same scenario repeated itself. For the main course ( yes Italians order 3 ) we had ordered seabass. The seabass arrived and to be honest was a bit dry, and was accompanied by something that looked like a yellow part of a brillo pad... Which think may have been potoato ( but to be honest did taste like a Brillo pad - not that I have eaten one recently ). The waiter came over to our plates and started pointing at our brillo pad and saying we should eat that...I was starting to get a little worried on the reporting of this incident to the " God Father ", we politely smiled and said how full were. Next arrived the biggest plate of tiramasu (which we hadn't ordered ) , we politely declined ... This was not ending well. The report went in. Now I don't know what the saying in the film " Go to the mattresses " means, but its the only saying I know from the film, and the fact that I may be sleeping with horses heads later. If I heard either, I was out of there like a shot, and probably would have broken Bolts world record for 100m. We sharply exited. Plan B .... Well we formulated a plan B, which has turned out to be a really good day. We decided to go to a place called "Lido De Jesolo", which is an Italian beach resort. The place is fantastic, lots of lively bars and restaurants, a great sandy beach, Lots of activities if you have children, great hotels. I am not sure if its in any holiday brochures in the UK, but I would recommend as an alternative to the usual suspects. It's great as you can get a boat from their direct into Venice, so you can have the holiday that has beach and city...perfect. So we have had a fabulous day catching some rays on the beach all day. Tomorrow we are driving to Lake Como, which is the last leg of our " pasta tour ". Ciao Ciao
Thursday 21 July 2011
Where there's blame there's a claim !!!
Well nothing seems to go to plan as far as we are concerned ! But I suppose that's half the fun !!! ....Although " Adyano " does keep muttering " jinx " under his breath ( I am still smiling ... honest ). We have hit a "slight" snag on our Venice trip. It seems that of all the days in the year, the buses, trains and boats decided to strike when I am in town !!! .... Typical. So all our plans are now ruined. We therefore have tried to do our tourist bit, on speed, as there is no way we can get into Venice tomorrow. Which is a shame as we had planned to go to a show tomorrow night, and take a romantic gondola ride ....yes you heard me correct " Adyano "getting romantic !!!!!
However, don't think " Adyano" is getting out of the romance just as easy as that !!! .... No I have brought the gondola trip forward !!! .... Today there is someone well and truely conspiring against me. You would have thought, with all my church visits, my guardian angel would be in tow, but it seems they may be on strike also !!! .... Because I must be on the only gondola in the whole of Venice to crash ... in fact, probably in the last 20 years !!! ... actually I would go as far as 900 AD as the old master piece paintings that I have seen ... there is not one gondola crash on them !!
This is the total truth, I did ask " Adyano" to snap the moment for the blog, but was a little preoccupied with a silver blade heading towards my head and diving in front of me ... who said chivalry was dead !! However, once he realised I was ok and the blade was out of danger, he shouted " Where there's blame there's a claim " and took a picture of the offending boat for our " drivers" insurance purposes !!! Thankfully we all did laugh afterwards and it seems the saying " Where there's blame there's a claim " is universally understood !! A bit of a hairy moment to say the least. We have now headed back to the hotel before the stike starts in an hour, or we will be stranded. We have been tipped off by an Australian couple that there is a good restaurant local to our hotel that does fantastic food at great prices ... I am not sure if I dare go out this evening after the day I have had !!!
The offending boat above, with 4 German Tourist on board, the driver is still waving his hands.
We will be working on our plan B for tomorrow. Ciao Ciao
However, don't think " Adyano" is getting out of the romance just as easy as that !!! .... No I have brought the gondola trip forward !!! .... Today there is someone well and truely conspiring against me. You would have thought, with all my church visits, my guardian angel would be in tow, but it seems they may be on strike also !!! .... Because I must be on the only gondola in the whole of Venice to crash ... in fact, probably in the last 20 years !!! ... actually I would go as far as 900 AD as the old master piece paintings that I have seen ... there is not one gondola crash on them !!
This is the total truth, I did ask " Adyano" to snap the moment for the blog, but was a little preoccupied with a silver blade heading towards my head and diving in front of me ... who said chivalry was dead !! However, once he realised I was ok and the blade was out of danger, he shouted " Where there's blame there's a claim " and took a picture of the offending boat for our " drivers" insurance purposes !!! Thankfully we all did laugh afterwards and it seems the saying " Where there's blame there's a claim " is universally understood !! A bit of a hairy moment to say the least. We have now headed back to the hotel before the stike starts in an hour, or we will be stranded. We have been tipped off by an Australian couple that there is a good restaurant local to our hotel that does fantastic food at great prices ... I am not sure if I dare go out this evening after the day I have had !!!
We will be working on our plan B for tomorrow. Ciao Ciao
Wednesday 20 July 2011
Malfuntion The Sequel !
Well we have now left Rome behind and drove 6 hours to Venice, the traffic wasn't great, we had the usual mad Italian drivers ....and then the sat nav decided to pack in ....great ! All that was left, was my fantastic map reading skills to kick in, .... well not quite, I couldn't find any of the place names anywhere on the map !, to tell you the truth I may as well have had a napkin than the map ! Rejuvinated Adyano ( who remained calm ) sniffed out the hotel with his path finder skills again ! ( He must have been rejuvinated by his strop in Rome ! - or didn't want to be named and shamed on the blog again !!! )
We are again staying just outside Venice, and there is a train station opposite the hotel that is a quick and easy way to get into the centre in about 15 - 20 minutes.
As soon as we arrived we couldn't wait to get to Venice, so hopped onto the first train. I don't know what I expected as I stepped out of the station, but I wasn't prepared for the hustle and bustle of the waterways right in front of my eyes. I have not seen a place quite like this, it is certainly unique and has a romantic charm about it.
I have immediately fallen in love with the place. We navigated ourselves to St Marks square, as I couldn't wait to see it. The atmosphere was wonderful, the classical music, the wonderful architecture it just gives you a warm tingly feeling ... and also a great place to people watch !
A number of you have been asking me about " Adyano " and his eating habits ! Well I am sorry to disappoint you all, but he is on a diet and has been eating only healthy food, and just to prove it here is a picture !
well did only have two scoops instead of 4 , so in " Adyano's " world, that is well and truely a diet !!! ... I do have to say the Italian ice cream is amazing !
As you can see from the photographs we now have the camera on the right setting .. our novice tourist skills are going pro !!! More on Venice later, Ciao Ciao for now.
PS Couldnt help but notice the fabulous shops !!!
We are again staying just outside Venice, and there is a train station opposite the hotel that is a quick and easy way to get into the centre in about 15 - 20 minutes.
As soon as we arrived we couldn't wait to get to Venice, so hopped onto the first train. I don't know what I expected as I stepped out of the station, but I wasn't prepared for the hustle and bustle of the waterways right in front of my eyes. I have not seen a place quite like this, it is certainly unique and has a romantic charm about it.
I have immediately fallen in love with the place. We navigated ourselves to St Marks square, as I couldn't wait to see it. The atmosphere was wonderful, the classical music, the wonderful architecture it just gives you a warm tingly feeling ... and also a great place to people watch !
A number of you have been asking me about " Adyano " and his eating habits ! Well I am sorry to disappoint you all, but he is on a diet and has been eating only healthy food, and just to prove it here is a picture !
well did only have two scoops instead of 4 , so in " Adyano's " world, that is well and truely a diet !!! ... I do have to say the Italian ice cream is amazing !
As you can see from the photographs we now have the camera on the right setting .. our novice tourist skills are going pro !!! More on Venice later, Ciao Ciao for now.
PS Couldnt help but notice the fabulous shops !!!
Malfunction
The alarm went off this morning at 5.30am ( yes you read correct AM ).... Surely this can't be a holiday getting up at this time !!! After peeling my eyes open , and finally waking up to face ... yes, yet another tour !!! ... I have to say I wasnt at my peak enthusiasm this time in the morning !!!!
Today is a trip to the Vatican museum, St Peter's Basilica, The Sistine Chapel, and St Peters Square. We picked the early tour to avoid lots of crowds and to ensure we didn't have to queue as the general public only admitted from 9am ( Oh ... and a miner point ( honest ) so I could catch some rays at the Dolce Gabbana Pool later ! ).
Despite getting picked up at 6.30am we didnt start the tour until 8am ( and the Vatican is literally 10 mins up the road ! ) ... the Italians are really nor known for their efficiency ... but you just have to go with it or you will blow a gasket. In the end I was glad we sis the early trip, as you got time to see alot. We were amazed at the statues, tapestry, and Frescos. Michelangelo was certainly a busy chap painting that amazing ceiling ( Creation ) and the Last Judgement, as well as turning his hand to marble statues and designing the dome. The Basilica is one amazing church, steeped in history, with the biggest marble carvings I have seen, the vastness is incredible. Michelangelo's dome soars 119m above the alter.
We thought we had captured some great photographs along the route, only to find our camera was on the wrong setting ...I couldnt believe it !!! So we had to do the Basilica twice - so I am now an expert on this particular church !!!!
Well that's the tours over for Rome and my feet have a short rest ( thanks to Ross for his top tips ! ) Its now pool time ( thankfully " Adyano" turns back to just " Ady " by the pool and is not wearing a pair of white speedos with pride !!!
....... well back to breathing in !!!
We have a 5 hour drive to Venice tomorrow, and very much looking forward to the next leg of the trip .... see you in Venice !!!! Ciao Ciao
Today is a trip to the Vatican museum, St Peter's Basilica, The Sistine Chapel, and St Peters Square. We picked the early tour to avoid lots of crowds and to ensure we didn't have to queue as the general public only admitted from 9am ( Oh ... and a miner point ( honest ) so I could catch some rays at the Dolce Gabbana Pool later ! ).
Despite getting picked up at 6.30am we didnt start the tour until 8am ( and the Vatican is literally 10 mins up the road ! ) ... the Italians are really nor known for their efficiency ... but you just have to go with it or you will blow a gasket. In the end I was glad we sis the early trip, as you got time to see alot. We were amazed at the statues, tapestry, and Frescos. Michelangelo was certainly a busy chap painting that amazing ceiling ( Creation ) and the Last Judgement, as well as turning his hand to marble statues and designing the dome. The Basilica is one amazing church, steeped in history, with the biggest marble carvings I have seen, the vastness is incredible. Michelangelo's dome soars 119m above the alter.
We thought we had captured some great photographs along the route, only to find our camera was on the wrong setting ...I couldnt believe it !!! So we had to do the Basilica twice - so I am now an expert on this particular church !!!!
Well that's the tours over for Rome and my feet have a short rest ( thanks to Ross for his top tips ! ) Its now pool time ( thankfully " Adyano" turns back to just " Ady " by the pool and is not wearing a pair of white speedos with pride !!!
....... well back to breathing in !!!
We have a 5 hour drive to Venice tomorrow, and very much looking forward to the next leg of the trip .... see you in Venice !!!! Ciao Ciao
Tuesday 19 July 2011
Beyond the Mist !
We decided to spend a couple of hours by the pool to relax before our mamoth sight seeing tours kicked in. Little did I know the temperatures would soar to nearly 40 degree's .... now the simple equation ginger + sun nearing 40 degree's does not equal harmony, but attempting to give his pasty legs a shot at a tan decided to " grin and bare it ". I have to say, an Italian pool is nothing like you get in say Spain. or Vegas, if you can remember the Dolce Gabbana after shave advert - then thats the person frequenting my pool ( A little visualisation for the ladies reading the blog !! )
..... I am struggling to write this blog for breathing in so much !!!
After our few hours by the pool we then jumped into tourist mode armed with our camera's and headed into Rome to go on our Colesseum tour at 3pm. There is always an easy way and hard way to do everything .... and this time we choose the hard way ... we walked all the way from the Vatican to the Colesseum in 40 degree temperatures, having lunch along the way. It took us nearly 3 hours !!! ....
...We arrived at the Colesseum, rather hot to say the least, there was a HUGE queue confronting us - thankfully we had followed our very useful guidebook and pre booked on the internet. Now I know its not nice, but I just couldnt help it ..... I did the "smug walk" passed the massive queue of tourists !!!! I did stop at waving my internet tickets though , but nethertheless there was a spring in my step and a ever so slight grin as we passed several 1000 people !!
We did the Colesseum tour with an English guide, who to be honest was a bit of a bull terrior, she decided to have a stand up row with another guide who got in her way, while on microphone, - my ears are still ringing.
It was an impressive building, and have learnt that the Gladiator film is utter rubbish ( well I did learn a little more than that ! ). After the Colesseum I decided it would be a good idea to continue to the Roman Forum and the Palatino, although looking back "Adyano" may have been in the sun a little too long by now ! I should have seen the signs after " Adyano " twisted his foot ( right and left !! ) on the pot holes in the pavements, and is now complaining of a bad knee.
We hobbled to a bar to rehydrate on water ( and a rather large ice cold beer ) ... which seemed to to do just the job on the knee ( thankfully no chemist visits in Rome so far ! ).
After visiting several other sights along the way , including a church, which we got kicked out of the night before, as I showed a little too much shoulder ! we went for dinner. Now for any one who knows "Adyano" well he has one simple rule .... do not interfere with the food !!!
We selected a restaurant .... not for its great value .....nor for its wide selection of menu .... nor for the friendly waiters ...... but the fact that it had misters !! .... we should have known we were doomed at that point !! .... after waiting ages for the menu...then the order to be taken...then the wrong food coming....then the right food arriving but not the side orders !!! " Adyano " was a little frustrated !!! To top it off he said his food was the worst food he had ever had, and after all that wait !!
Due to length of wait for the food, we needed to hurry for the bus back to the hotel. " Adyano" has been a great path finder up until now, so I can only put it down to, too much sun, or bad and late food !! however, he had one big strop heading back to the bus stop. It went something like this ......
" How am I suppose to find anywhere in this place, the map is rubbish, there are no signs on roads, I have no idea where we are or where we are going " the hands waving everywhere as he's having his big strop and the foot being stomped. Unfortunately where Adyano had chosen to have a big strop there was a big road sign saying " Via Argentina " over the top of his head. I did think twice about pointing this out to him, as didnt know if he had any humour left ! ..... but I found it so funny I couldnt resist !!! .... thankfully he did see the funny side of it !!
We are all toured out today, and are getting picked up at our hotel at 6.30 AM in the morning for the Vatican tour. I wish I had packed a foot spa. Ciao, Ciao
..... I am struggling to write this blog for breathing in so much !!!
After our few hours by the pool we then jumped into tourist mode armed with our camera's and headed into Rome to go on our Colesseum tour at 3pm. There is always an easy way and hard way to do everything .... and this time we choose the hard way ... we walked all the way from the Vatican to the Colesseum in 40 degree temperatures, having lunch along the way. It took us nearly 3 hours !!! ....
...We arrived at the Colesseum, rather hot to say the least, there was a HUGE queue confronting us - thankfully we had followed our very useful guidebook and pre booked on the internet. Now I know its not nice, but I just couldnt help it ..... I did the "smug walk" passed the massive queue of tourists !!!! I did stop at waving my internet tickets though , but nethertheless there was a spring in my step and a ever so slight grin as we passed several 1000 people !!
We did the Colesseum tour with an English guide, who to be honest was a bit of a bull terrior, she decided to have a stand up row with another guide who got in her way, while on microphone, - my ears are still ringing.
It was an impressive building, and have learnt that the Gladiator film is utter rubbish ( well I did learn a little more than that ! ). After the Colesseum I decided it would be a good idea to continue to the Roman Forum and the Palatino, although looking back "Adyano" may have been in the sun a little too long by now ! I should have seen the signs after " Adyano " twisted his foot ( right and left !! ) on the pot holes in the pavements, and is now complaining of a bad knee.
We hobbled to a bar to rehydrate on water ( and a rather large ice cold beer ) ... which seemed to to do just the job on the knee ( thankfully no chemist visits in Rome so far ! ).
After visiting several other sights along the way , including a church, which we got kicked out of the night before, as I showed a little too much shoulder ! we went for dinner. Now for any one who knows "Adyano" well he has one simple rule .... do not interfere with the food !!!
We selected a restaurant .... not for its great value .....nor for its wide selection of menu .... nor for the friendly waiters ...... but the fact that it had misters !! .... we should have known we were doomed at that point !! .... after waiting ages for the menu...then the order to be taken...then the wrong food coming....then the right food arriving but not the side orders !!! " Adyano " was a little frustrated !!! To top it off he said his food was the worst food he had ever had, and after all that wait !!
Due to length of wait for the food, we needed to hurry for the bus back to the hotel. " Adyano" has been a great path finder up until now, so I can only put it down to, too much sun, or bad and late food !! however, he had one big strop heading back to the bus stop. It went something like this ......
" How am I suppose to find anywhere in this place, the map is rubbish, there are no signs on roads, I have no idea where we are or where we are going " the hands waving everywhere as he's having his big strop and the foot being stomped. Unfortunately where Adyano had chosen to have a big strop there was a big road sign saying " Via Argentina " over the top of his head. I did think twice about pointing this out to him, as didnt know if he had any humour left ! ..... but I found it so funny I couldnt resist !!! .... thankfully he did see the funny side of it !!
We are all toured out today, and are getting picked up at our hotel at 6.30 AM in the morning for the Vatican tour. I wish I had packed a foot spa. Ciao, Ciao
Monday 18 July 2011
When In Rome
It took us 3.5 hours to get to Rome, however, as we headed closer to our destination, the crazy Italian driving went up a notch ! I hasten to add " Adyano's " crazy driving also went up a notch ... Again quoting " when in Rome ! .." ( I think that saying is going to be used quite a lot !! )
We are staying at a hotel while in Rome, just outside the centre. We arrived safely and in one piece, and immediately sprung into excited " tourist mode " armed with a camera, we jumped on the free bus and headed into the centre of Rome.
All I can say is " WOW ", what an incredible place. There are so many levels to Rome. There is so much history to see, which gives a true view of Roman times, there is certainly a religious aspect , which can't help but wash over you. The architecture blows you away on every turn, and the Italian hustle and bustle of bars and restaurants just gives you such an amazing feeling.... I love this place...it's the daddy of all cities ! This city is relaxed yet sophisticated all at the same time. If you have not been to Rome, I would say its got to be a must.
So a little history for you ....Romulus became the fist king of Rome on 21 April 753 BC ( My little bro's birthday ), the Roman republic was founded in 509 BC and Julius Caesar wrestled power in BC 49 - he was then assassinated 5 years later... I just love all this history.
We have already seen a lot .... The area around the Piazza Navona, Compo de' Fiori, Pantheon, Piazza Barberini.
Tomorrow we are booked to see the Colosseum, Roman Forum and Imperial Forums. We've pre booked everything to avoid all the queue's again.
Now going to enjoy a nice glass of wine and an Italian dinner. Ciao Ciao.
Sunday 17 July 2011
The financial Times Top Share Tip !
No. of hangovers from home brew - 2
No. of nuns in shop windows - 1 !!!
Well I have survived the night and not contracted malaria, and the " man flu " also seems to be on the mend, however I have now put my back out after violently coughing ! ( Think I am falling to bits as I head to towards the dreaded 40 ). The profits of the Fauglia chemist has tripled since our arrival. If the Financial Times knew about this chemist it would be on the top 10 share buys, recording record high profits !!!
It has been advised by our kind hosts, that the easiest way to see Florence is to get the train from a place called Pontedra, as the parking costs can be in excess of 50 euros. So path finder " Adyano " kicks in again. We have been very well informed by our guide book that when travelling on the Italian trains you have to stamp your tickets in a yellow machine or you will pay a fine. Apparently this catches a lot of tourists out. Not sure of the significance of the machine, other than taking money off you if you dont do it ... however, when in Rome !! ( well we will be soon enough ).
Florence is an amazing place, much nicer than Pisa. We spent the day wondering the city absorbing all the breath taking architecture, towers, statues, as well as enjoying the bustling atmosphere of bars and restaurants...and dare I say it ...shops !! ( Well I have got to blog 6 without a mention of the word " shop " !!! ). I did see a Nun doing a window display in a shop window today, which I did find quite amuzing !!! ( you may just be able to make it out on the picture )
The most famous landmark in Florence is the " Duomo" - it is breath taking. There is also the " Baptistry " which has the famous gilded bronze doors, and the building is made out of white and green marble ( well I do need to make this blog educational as well ...and to prove I didnt spend the day shopping ! ). There is so much to see here in Florence, and would recommend a vist, but make sure you pre book any sights you want to see.
Heading back on the train ( well we hope we are ) ... the train has just stopped and 2 paramedics have rushed on ( perhaps they have come for me and the Fauglia chemist has tipped them off !!! ). If there are no more blogs , we could be either lost in the Tuscan countryside on the wrong train or been carried away by two paramedics " Ciao, Ciao " !!!
Friday 15 July 2011
Osifer ... it was only the one beer !!!!
No of mosquitto bites Gill : 27 !!!
No of mosquitto bites Ady : A big fat zero !!! ( so not fair !!! )
No of hangovers from home brew : 1
No of near misses on the road : O
No of strange creepy insects observed : 5,000 !
No of times I have moaned about my cold ( Man Flu variety ) : 50 ( Ady wanted that noting on the blog ! )
Ady, while driving in Italy has taken on a new identity it is " Adyano"... You just have to go with the Italian driving style or die of road rage. I am amazed by what we have seen, people stop in the middle of the road put their hazzards on and go and have a coffee !! Or reverse along a main road, or reverse onto a motorway. It is quite frightening to be honest. Today we have been to Pisa Centre and also been to the coast around Pisa too. The sat nav is hilarious at Italian ... which is keeping us amused.
Pisa to be honest is not an attractive city, only really famous for its leaning tower. There seems to be quite a bit of regeneration going on, which is much needed. After our sight seeing extravaganza, and venturing on the Italian roads, relaxing by our pool was the order of the day. The boss is now my NBF and has very much given up his surveillance of us, although he has decided to mark our car as his territory !
I was then befriended by a friendly old Cypriot lady, who is in an apartment on the same grounds. She insisted on making me a potent Cypriot coffee. Without wanting to offend her kind hospitality I agreed. Five minutes later she appeared with what I can only describe as treacle, I wasn't sure whether this substance was legal, but swiftly drank it. I have to say it beats any red bull, and I probably will not sleep for the duration of the trip !
In the evening we took a trip into the happening centre of Fauglia, to visit one of only four significant shops, a chemist. This was an attempt to stop the attack of the stealth mode mosquito's ( they don't buzz but certainly bite !!! ) devouring the only remaining 10cm of skin they hadn't eaten the previous night. After the successful trip to the chemist, we decided to pop into the only bar in town ... " Bar Sport "; to be honest the bar didn't look like it knew what sport was, unless " sport" in Italian is roughly translated to " not a lot happening ". If advertising standards existed in Italy this bar would be seriously out of business. We decided to buy two Italian beers at a bargain price of 3 euro's total. Interestingly you then had to take your beer across the road ( which at the time was obviously Fauglia rush hour - 5 cars ) so was fairly tricky ! We then sat outside, where chairs and tables had been set up outside the politizo station !! ( or translated by Ady as the " rossers " ).
This, to be honest was a little unnerving to say the least as it had a camera pointing straight at us !! As soon as sat down the church bells started ringing, which was at a strange time; we believed this signified the arrival of two English tourists at the " Bar Sport ", as to be honest, this event probably happened less often than the Olympics coming to the UK ! Within a couple of minutes the place was filled with locals ( all 10 of them ), each walking past and staring at us ! Ady thought the town looked like it could have been on a spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leonei ( that comment is lost on me ! ).
An unexpected turn in events, when we found out that our host was a renowned wine maker in the region ! ... and presented us with a 2007 " Villa Puccini Toscana wine " to try and tempt us away from our usual tipple of an Argentina Malbec !!! ...... It worked , the wine was wonderful, could be a second day with a " home brew " hangover !!! To add to my man flu, and Maleria I may also come down with liver problems !!!!! If I make it to the weekend it will be a good trip !!!!, If I make it through the night we are visiting the beautiful city of Florence.
No of mosquitto bites Ady : A big fat zero !!! ( so not fair !!! )
No of hangovers from home brew : 1
No of near misses on the road : O
No of strange creepy insects observed : 5,000 !
No of times I have moaned about my cold ( Man Flu variety ) : 50 ( Ady wanted that noting on the blog ! )
Ady, while driving in Italy has taken on a new identity it is " Adyano"... You just have to go with the Italian driving style or die of road rage. I am amazed by what we have seen, people stop in the middle of the road put their hazzards on and go and have a coffee !! Or reverse along a main road, or reverse onto a motorway. It is quite frightening to be honest. Today we have been to Pisa Centre and also been to the coast around Pisa too. The sat nav is hilarious at Italian ... which is keeping us amused.
Pisa to be honest is not an attractive city, only really famous for its leaning tower. There seems to be quite a bit of regeneration going on, which is much needed. After our sight seeing extravaganza, and venturing on the Italian roads, relaxing by our pool was the order of the day. The boss is now my NBF and has very much given up his surveillance of us, although he has decided to mark our car as his territory !
I was then befriended by a friendly old Cypriot lady, who is in an apartment on the same grounds. She insisted on making me a potent Cypriot coffee. Without wanting to offend her kind hospitality I agreed. Five minutes later she appeared with what I can only describe as treacle, I wasn't sure whether this substance was legal, but swiftly drank it. I have to say it beats any red bull, and I probably will not sleep for the duration of the trip !
In the evening we took a trip into the happening centre of Fauglia, to visit one of only four significant shops, a chemist. This was an attempt to stop the attack of the stealth mode mosquito's ( they don't buzz but certainly bite !!! ) devouring the only remaining 10cm of skin they hadn't eaten the previous night. After the successful trip to the chemist, we decided to pop into the only bar in town ... " Bar Sport "; to be honest the bar didn't look like it knew what sport was, unless " sport" in Italian is roughly translated to " not a lot happening ". If advertising standards existed in Italy this bar would be seriously out of business. We decided to buy two Italian beers at a bargain price of 3 euro's total. Interestingly you then had to take your beer across the road ( which at the time was obviously Fauglia rush hour - 5 cars ) so was fairly tricky ! We then sat outside, where chairs and tables had been set up outside the politizo station !! ( or translated by Ady as the " rossers " ).
This, to be honest was a little unnerving to say the least as it had a camera pointing straight at us !! As soon as sat down the church bells started ringing, which was at a strange time; we believed this signified the arrival of two English tourists at the " Bar Sport ", as to be honest, this event probably happened less often than the Olympics coming to the UK ! Within a couple of minutes the place was filled with locals ( all 10 of them ), each walking past and staring at us ! Ady thought the town looked like it could have been on a spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leonei ( that comment is lost on me ! ).
An unexpected turn in events, when we found out that our host was a renowned wine maker in the region ! ... and presented us with a 2007 " Villa Puccini Toscana wine " to try and tempt us away from our usual tipple of an Argentina Malbec !!! ...... It worked , the wine was wonderful, could be a second day with a " home brew " hangover !!! To add to my man flu, and Maleria I may also come down with liver problems !!!!! If I make it to the weekend it will be a good trip !!!!, If I make it through the night we are visiting the beautiful city of Florence.
The Boss
After a long six hour drive through the beautiful italian countryside we have reached Tuscany. To be honest I thought the chances of us finding the accommodation was slim, as the place we are staying at was on no maps at all ( Fauglia ). I think if you translated " Fauglia " into English it would likely mean " In the middle of no where, off the beaten track, void of tourists, I speaka no english ! "
This is certainly a true Italian experience !
Pulling up to our villa we are greeted by big Electric gates - which in one way was a good thing, however, if the Italian Mafia ran the apartment it would give little chance of a speedy getaway ! We were made very welcome by several " Chiao's " however on driving through the gates I was alerted to 2 very hungry looking large pigs, a boxer (dog - not Bruno), a large white dog, and a smaller dog. The boxer we immediately identified as the boss, and to be honest I was not going to mess with him. Chiara, the owner took us to our apartment, while " the boss " attempted to chew my designer case " !, she handed us a bottle of " home brew " wine and showed us to our private pool ( things immediately started looking up !! ).
The apartment is in a 15th century house, and has all the mod cons while keeping to traditional features...perfect.
After unpacking, we decided to relax by the pool, and tuck in to the " home brew ". I would advise that Chiara could sell this potent brew to the mafia to immediately knock out all mortal enemies , as it immediately knocked us both out...wow what a bottle of wine !! For those good at Geography, the "Chianti region" is in Tuscany so experience in wine goes without saying
This is certainly a true Italian experience !
Pulling up to our villa we are greeted by big Electric gates - which in one way was a good thing, however, if the Italian Mafia ran the apartment it would give little chance of a speedy getaway ! We were made very welcome by several " Chiao's " however on driving through the gates I was alerted to 2 very hungry looking large pigs, a boxer (dog - not Bruno), a large white dog, and a smaller dog. The boxer we immediately identified as the boss, and to be honest I was not going to mess with him. Chiara, the owner took us to our apartment, while " the boss " attempted to chew my designer case " !, she handed us a bottle of " home brew " wine and showed us to our private pool ( things immediately started looking up !! ).
The apartment is in a 15th century house, and has all the mod cons while keeping to traditional features...perfect.
After unpacking, we decided to relax by the pool, and tuck in to the " home brew ". I would advise that Chiara could sell this potent brew to the mafia to immediately knock out all mortal enemies , as it immediately knocked us both out...wow what a bottle of wine !! For those good at Geography, the "Chianti region" is in Tuscany so experience in wine goes without saying
Tuesday 12 July 2011
Off Road
Despite being full of a cold we have again managed to continue our exploration. leaving " Daveed" to machete the grass, we ventured to a place called Montreux to visit the Chateau Chillon, again in Switzerland. The castle dates from 1150 and controlled by the Savoy family; the Swiss then conquered the Vaud region and occupied in 1536 ( who would have thought you would have had a history lesson in my blog ! ). the castle was also a prison at one point - the prison owes its fame to the English poet Lord Byron who in 1816 recounted the tale of capitivity of Francois Bonivard, in his poem called " The prisoner of Chillon ". I put the prison equipment to the test as you can see from the pictures !!!
On our way back from Chateau Chillon Ady decided to ignore the sat nav as he had seen a bridge that looked a short cut. In theory his plan would have worked ... except that the bridge was only half finished !!! We then ended up ralleying around farmers fields having a near miss with an eagle with me screaming in his ear !!!
To calm my nerves we spent the afternoon by the pool ! perfect !! ... finally a rest.
We are travelling tomorrow from the Alps to Tuscany which we expect to be about 5 - 6 hours. We are not sure when we will find WIFI again to continue the blog, but hope to report again soon. Fingers crossed my accomodation booking goes as planned !!
Monday 11 July 2011
Mountain Water
Today we have visited a place called Evian - obviously famous for its mountain water, Evian is on Lake Geneva ( did you know ... Lake Geneva is the largest fresh water lake in Western Europe, holding some 89 trillion litres ). Evian is a great place, water front, fantastic buildings and parks. We decided to get a boat across the Lake and venture into Switzerland to a place called Lausanne....
To Ady's happiness we stumbled across some World gymnastic championships which were taking place in an open air, purpose built stage ( Lots of countries competing such as Japan, Germany, South Africa, Sweeden, etc etc. ). After prizing Ady away from young girls running around in leotards we walked along the marina and then enjoyed a nice lunch. Interestingly to my amusement all the pizza's were named after famous people.... even David Cameron had his own pizza !!! Adrian ordered a Nicolas Sarkozy ( something spicy ! ) and I ordered a Sharon Stone !!! ( I am sure Ady did a quick glance to ensure I didnt have an ice pick !!! ) - and please no jokes about underwear !!!! Unfortunately David Cameron didnt wet our appertite however was tempted to Devour George Cloony ( Pizza 276 ! ).
After missing the boat back ( as I failed to read the timetable properly ! ) I was forced to watch the Sweedish gymnastic team again !!!! ha ha ha .... like he would get away with that !!! instead we had a nice walk around the park.
Weather today reached a scorching 36 !!! ..... I hope the British summer is not letting you down at home.
We are now enjoying a cold beer at our local bar, so signing out for now.
Sting Operation !
After a 9 hour drive in France we finally arrived at our house. On arrival we were pleased to find our grass in the garden was around 5ft tall and we had squatters !!! The squatters were in the form of wasps and had built a luxury condo right outside my bedroom window ! ... oh joy !
Ady immediately mounted a successful " sting operation " against the squatters ( while I armed myself with a brush - not sure what use that would have been ! ). Thankfully all inhabitants have now "buzzed off " and neither of us ended up in A&E with multiple stings !!!!
Ady immediately mounted a successful " sting operation " against the squatters ( while I armed myself with a brush - not sure what use that would have been ! ). Thankfully all inhabitants have now "buzzed off " and neither of us ended up in A&E with multiple stings !!!!
Saturday 9 July 2011
The Plan .......
For those that know Ady, you will not be surprised to find that the trip is planned like a military operation !!! I have to be at my front door at " 23 hundred hours " for full inspection !!!! So we have a plan ( I hope Jackie you are taking note for your trip !!! ), so here we go....
We are leaving tonight, with a very full car and spending several hours on our wonderful motorway network, and travelling through the night for 9 hours to our house in France. Our house is in a small village called La Baume, near Morzine and about an hours drive from Geneva. We have split the driving fairly - I am doing the 4 hours UK and Ady doing the 9 hours in France !!!
We are staying at our house until Wednesday when we travel to Tuscany - this is probably when the fun will start !! We have booked a small apartment in the grounds of a 15th century house run by young Italian family. I have no idea what it will be like, and have booked direct with the owner, so anything could happen. ( based on my past experience of hotels - I am likely to be in trouble !! ). While in Tuscancy we are going to Pisa and Florence, but if anyone has been to this region and has any suggestions let us know.... it can be an interactive travel plan !!!!!
Sunday we will leave Tuscany and travel to Rome, from Rome to Venice and then onto Lake Como. While at Lake Como we plan a trip to Milan.... well thats the " Pasta " part of the trip complete and back onto the " Frogs Legs "
The " Frogs Legs " part is easy we are staying in the South of France .... ( Lockers don't forget to send me good places to visit ), so we will do Nice, Cannes, St Tropez etc etc. We also hope to meet up with our Friends Claire & Pete and may even see Mel at some point ( Mel - will be in touch ), then back to our house again and finally back to the UK.
Well thats the plan anyway ..... Lets see what happens !!!
We are leaving tonight, with a very full car and spending several hours on our wonderful motorway network, and travelling through the night for 9 hours to our house in France. Our house is in a small village called La Baume, near Morzine and about an hours drive from Geneva. We have split the driving fairly - I am doing the 4 hours UK and Ady doing the 9 hours in France !!!
We are staying at our house until Wednesday when we travel to Tuscany - this is probably when the fun will start !! We have booked a small apartment in the grounds of a 15th century house run by young Italian family. I have no idea what it will be like, and have booked direct with the owner, so anything could happen. ( based on my past experience of hotels - I am likely to be in trouble !! ). While in Tuscancy we are going to Pisa and Florence, but if anyone has been to this region and has any suggestions let us know.... it can be an interactive travel plan !!!!!
Sunday we will leave Tuscany and travel to Rome, from Rome to Venice and then onto Lake Como. While at Lake Como we plan a trip to Milan.... well thats the " Pasta " part of the trip complete and back onto the " Frogs Legs "
The " Frogs Legs " part is easy we are staying in the South of France .... ( Lockers don't forget to send me good places to visit ), so we will do Nice, Cannes, St Tropez etc etc. We also hope to meet up with our Friends Claire & Pete and may even see Mel at some point ( Mel - will be in touch ), then back to our house again and finally back to the UK.
Well thats the plan anyway ..... Lets see what happens !!!
Wednesday 6 July 2011
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